January 2012
armsoftheocean:
the reason why the world isn’t...
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gonna take my last shower of 2011.
draw me like one of your french girls.
December 2011
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Me: Lindsey you twat just fucking listen
How to get laid.
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
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i’m fishing for compliments cos im bored.
when do my boobs get here
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
Watchgenalineshepherd:
adrieljose:
kay-uh:
omfg what did I just watch
(via reina)
LOL her face when she saw the camera!
OMG….. EW.
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Anonymous asked: u r really weirdd....
just gonna pretend i didn’t see that.
y do u have dream catchers on your ears..
Watchi love this, aha.
pumpkin-tits:
are you from africa
cause youre black
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
When I have food and some bitch comes up to me and...
tuyencravestrolli:
I don’t even know you.
